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bitch

anyone who actually writes in this website thinking people will belive them.. nd those who actually do
by The Main Bitch July 24, 2008
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bitch

Your mom's a bitch.
by Ihavealifejustdointhisforfun October 19, 2010
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bitch

A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.
Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch.
by MaRi0 January 11, 2008
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bitch

1. A Female Dog (what everyone knows)
2. A word of praise meaning "fine" announced to woman
3. The term for riding in the middle seat of a vehicle
4. A insult that is taken lightly by stupid women
5. An insult to a woman
6. The man taking it up the ass in prison
7. When used in reference to a man it is equal to "pussy"
1. "The bitch has a litter of about 4 pups now"
2. "damn Bitch you are so damn juicy ME WANT ME WANT"
3. "HAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT BITCH!!!"
4. Man: You fucking BITCH
Woman: thankyou
Man: no what i mean was the reference of bitch meaning
equal to a 'fucking cunt' not as in nice ass see
somehow when i say something offensive you think
that i am complementing you however that just
proves you are of lesser intellegence than me

5. Man: "Bitch!!!"
Woman: "NEEDLE DICK"
6. "yeah you like that huh you little bitch, yeah thats
LOVE IT"
7. Friend: Tom you little bitch just jump!!! I DID
Tom: aw damnit... FFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
SPLASH!!!
by Snow_Death January 31, 2007
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bitch

An compliment or endearing term (said in a joking manner) that you say to a woman (usually one of your friends or acquaintances) that has a quality that you desire or admire but that you yourself do not possess.
"Uh, your hair ALWAYS looks so perfect! You bitch!"

"Look at your abs! YOU BITCH!!"
by JuleighD January 20, 2008
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bitch

A term of endearment. If you are girl your friends can be your Bitches. If you are a guy your girlfriend can be yo bitch!
Hey look here come my bitches!

Hey lads any of ye seen my bitch?!
by Niamh January 31, 2007
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bitch

A term used to describe a man's beer belly.
"Dude, you better stop drinking all that beer - your bitch is getting huge.
by dizzlep May 1, 2007
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