Futsi Bear

A bear that passes gas often.

Wow that futsi bear sure does smell a lot!

by Futsi Bear November 24, 2019

Panda Bear Madness Minute

When panda bears mysteriously appear on camera and dance frantically. Usually used as a last attempt for a crap show to get ratings. Made popular by the T.V. show South Park.

"Thankyou Token for that report, now its time for PANDA BEAR MADNESS MINUTE"

(pandas rush onto the set and dance frantically)

by Ramblaron August 21, 2006

black bear

The kind of bear that's best.

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

(Black bears)

by Thomomomomomomm January 9, 2008

drug beard

A thin growth of hair that occupies the jaw line only with no growth over the upper lip which signifies addiction of opiates.

Jim can identify fellow heroin users by their drug beards.

by PBM January 4, 2006

grey beard

In Information Technology and specifically Computer Science, the term "Grey beard" or "Greybeard" is used as a droll, sarcastic way to describe any person who is older. Typically, a Grey Beard in IT will be very specific about methodology and have well-reasoned arguments about why the methods they are using are superior to current ideas and methods. Many times, they're not wrong!

Computer scientist Douglas Crockford's infamous talk on Quality is deeply insightful; one would expect nothing less from a grey beard.

by MmollzZ February 24, 2017

beard-burn

rough scrapey feeling from having someone with a beard rub against you, usually during kissing, but often during other stuff.

i got beard burn between my ass cheeks last night.

by minghi May 31, 2003

Beard Leave

The act of taking a leave of absence from your place of work for the expressed purpose of growing a Beard...

*Non Bearded Man* "I'm taking a fortnight off to grow a Beard"

*Bearded Boss* "That's ok, I'll record is as Beard Leave"

by Vegas James September 27, 2011