Brain Fap

Intentionally, hanging out with stupid people to feel smart.
OR
Performing simple tasks to feel a sense of accomplishment.

Similar to the act of masturbation. Doesn't serve a purpose besides pleasure.

"I heard you were dating that blonde right there."
"That one's kinda dumb; so makes me feel real smart!"
"HAHA! You brain fapping lil bastard!"

by lyfnNightVision March 23, 2013

brain stall

A moment when your mind completely locks up, and needs to be manually be set back in motion. Similar to a brain fart, but a brain stall can cause a long period of inactivity unless voluntarily EASED back into a conversation or thought process.

Person 1: "Hey, what are you watching?"

Person 2:"..."

Person 1: "Hey!"

Person 2: "Uhh, errr, wait what?"

Person 1: "Are you okay?"

Person 2: "Uhh, yeah, I just had a bit of a brain stall..."

by Unknown29 October 2, 2013

brain overload

Too much information or stimulus in a short amount of time.

My brain overload due to all the reading I've done.

by tiggrnut93 January 14, 2016

Brain Dialysis

Brain Dialysis is a treatment for individuals who dont have a natural filter to screen out disturbing , inappropriate thoughts. Assists in the process of ridding your mind of toxins, waste products, impurities, and excess filth.

My mom's worried about my disturbing thoughts and says I say inappropriate things all the time she does not think that my natural filter works so she sending me to the shrink for brain dialysis.

by Charlie Badass October 14, 2020

brain girl

A girl that remembers every detail of her life... and yours.

Also referred to as the scary brain girl.

Usually named Hannah.

“Don’t tell Hannah anything, she’s the scary brain girl.”

by Chiefmasterflex June 2, 2021

Brainbroke

Adj. - Used to describe an idea, concept, or object in which when being looked upon or described, it sounds extremely messed up and should not exist based on standard moral parameters.

Note: This term is used to denote anything dirty, sexual-looking, or just plain weird, not psychotic expressionism

Synonyms: brainf***, mindf***

Dad: Hey there, son. Whatcha doin'?
Son: *Looking*
Dad: That's brainbroke, son

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

braina

Braina is a crazy and fun person. She loves hanging out with her friends, and she's a really good friend. Sometimes she is peaceful and loves to have her own quiet time.

Braina is crazy yet fun.

by SamanthaM07 June 3, 2023