batty jubes

Another name for Jubel peach lager used by technicians and maintenance chads
Me and Finchy-baby are gonna use our free maintenance pint to get on the batty jubes
by Brancofandan May 26, 2023
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Batty flap

Batty means bum and flap usually means the cheeks. Its an urban British slang and for some strange reason others have gotten a different meaning of it. Like how the word faggot which is actually a name for a type of food some how got converted into a nasty insult towards homosexuals by people. Usually it is just used because its funny and more polite than saying arse cheeks.
I will shove that up your batty in a minute. Explanation: I will shove that up your ass - Used when somebody is annoying you with something.
My batty flaps are flapping because I just farted. Explanation: My bum cheeks are shaking from my farting.
by Flapping Batty November 18, 2015
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Batty fish

Batty fish
I’ll slap ur mum with a batty fish
by Ben_ Dover69@nigga.com October 10, 2020
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Batty scrunch

The term used to describe an anal cavity after serious prolonged penetration which resembles a hair scrunchy

Also an insult for absolute queers
Jesus your ass looks just batty scrunch

“Oi, big Scott, ya fucking batty scrunch!”
by The fanny licker September 13, 2019
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Batty fap

"Go have a batty fap you battyfapper."

"Quit your battyfapping!" - Stop being an arse wanker.

The term Battyfapper may be used to describe the profession of male and female strippers, who parade their batty for the fapping pleasure of their audience.
by MintJollyBoy January 05, 2012
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Batty Boomed

When one gets shot In The shitter (bumhole)
by DaOGPuzzyLicka69BattyCrem March 17, 2019
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Batty Finger

An action in which the index finger (on either the left or right hand) is discreetly inserted into the rectum (batty *as the Jamaicans call the rectum*).
Jax and Blade were making out in the car, when Jax slipped Blade a quick batty finger.
by Ergh69 February 15, 2016
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