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Baguette

A word that means a massive penis; over a foot long.
Dude, jack has a total baguette.
by Endei October 2, 2023
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beat-off baguette

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"

"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014
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lon baguette

this is referring to London's (from londonsworld squad) large pp
by Cendy Cupdevil August 8, 2019
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Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
by kramitin99 June 13, 2016
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African Baguette

French person who comes from Africa, pretends to be French enough to not be kicked out of Paris. Often black, sometimes white.
Rory is such an African Baguette, speaking in French despite being Zimbabwean.
by geekyd August 3, 2019
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Baguette du Barry

Synonym of Barry and Bart van Dam.

(Acronym; Barry Boos)
Barry Brood implies Baguette du Barry
by Jay-Dictionary February 7, 2019
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