Brandon 

A depressed piece of shit...

Brandon hates living life...

Brandon by SUPER LATE June 6, 2019

Brandon 

He's just the cutest person ever. He has multiple different sides to him. He's really sweet and cool. He's not up tight and really friendly.

Brandon. He's so sweet

Brandon by hello person 123 August 30, 2019

Brandon 

вʀαηɗση ωєʀє ɗσ ι ѕтαʀт? ℓєт'ѕ ѕєє вʀαηɗση ιѕ тнє мσѕт αмαzιηg вσуƒʀιєηɗ уσυ ċαη нανє. нє'ѕ ℓσνιηg αмɗ ċαʀιηg. нє ωιℓℓ ηєνєʀ ℓєανє уσυ. нє ιѕ αη αмαzιηg вєѕтƒʀιєηɗ. уσυ ωιℓℓ ηєνєʀ gєт вσʀєɗ σƒ нιм. нє ωιℓℓ кєєρ α ѕмιℓє ση уσυʀ ƒαċє 24/7.

I think I like him? Yup he's a Brandon!

Brandon by ____ʀαηɗσм____ January 12, 2014

Brandon 

A straight God. Once sad to be rank Legend, Feared for his skinny arodinamic fingers, praised for his dual weild Clash Royal plays.

yo Brandon's a goooooooooooood
"yoooooooooo look at how that Brandon uses his two fingers" "look at how aerodynamic they are"

Brandon by Himatbye January 9, 2019

brandon 

A little bitch who loves to shove giant dicks up his ass while watching gay elmo porn

Brandon: Big sucks in peoples asses

brandon by walrusking6758 March 10, 2017

Brandon 

A steany, steany, guy. Such a jerk that he doesn’t have a mom to love him. In fact, he’s “soooo good at math” but as a matter of fact, he’s not even in advanced, so screw him

This son of steany little butt, Brandon, is so annoying I could push him off a bridge and not even get arrested for it

Brandon by Chezbegurs September 1, 2019

Brandon 

brandon has got a gian penis, chicks drool all over when they see him ;)

you know, big ayye? brandon.

Brandon by bailfuba August 19, 2011