Ali

The most epic human ever to inhabit the universe. She is the best friend anyone could ever want and the most genuinely beautiful person inside and out. People may take advantage of her kind nature but she is strong and will always bounce back stronger than before. She is the best. Maybe even better than “Jillian”

Ali is epic

by Second best November 4, 2019

Ali-A

A fortnite master, one of the best players in the world after the streamer "Ninja" died from ligma. Ali-A is known most for his amazing intros and him being the fortnite clickbait master.

Jay: Did you see that new Ali-A video about the dynamite in fortnite?
Jacob: No man that shit is fake af wanna play pubg?

by Chad Kindel July 24, 2018

Ali

A cunt

Boy: how's Ali?
Ali's mother: He is a cunt

by LostOrphan August 6, 2019

[Ali]

Ali is a type of male prostitute from Iran. These specific types of prostitutes do not sleep with humans. Instead they fist camels in the middle of the Dasht-e-Kavir desert for the entertainment of homosexual midget nomads who feast on small children. Rarely, but often does the Ali finish up his extravaganza by putting his head in the camels arse, does a 360 degree turn, lands back on his feet and sends fireworks off in the distance in the shapes of vagina's.

Wow! Did you see that Ali last night? He gets better every time!

by Rick Von Shit October 22, 2008

ali

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY cunt who needs to be stabbed

PURPLE AKI YOU NEED TO STOP BEING ALI

by TALIBAN ZAN May 2, 2018

Ali

A chinchilla's wiener. Often abnormally large. Shaped like an upside down ice cream cone. sways in the wind.

eww that chinchillas ali is soooo long. i wanna cut it off.

by bingo5 October 23, 2011

ali

homunculus; a very small, short man.

"How tall is your brother?"
"Oh, he's really ali."

by nourr July 14, 2007