The most epic human ever to inhabit the universe. She is the best friend anyone could ever want and the most genuinely beautiful person inside and out. People may take advantage of her kind nature but she is strong and will always bounce back stronger than before. She is the best. Maybe even better than “Jillian”
Ali is epic
by Second best November 05, 2019
by ali4thewin November 23, 2021
Ali is a type of male prostitute from Iran. These specific types of prostitutes do not sleep with humans. Instead they fist camels in the middle of the Dasht-e-Kavir desert for the entertainment of homosexual midget nomads who feast on small children. Rarely, but often does the Ali finish up his extravaganza by putting his head in the camels arse, does a 360 degree turn, lands back on his feet and sends fireworks off in the distance in the shapes of vagina's.
by Rick Von Shit September 06, 2008
by TALIBAN ZAN January 09, 2018
A chinchilla's wiener. Often abnormally large. Shaped like an upside down ice cream cone. sways in the wind.
by bingo5 October 23, 2011
by nourr June 16, 2007