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Alfredo Face

its when you have a girl put a noodle strainer over her face, and you shit in it. push it through to make shit noodles. then you jerk off and blow on her shitty noodle face.
hey want to come back to my place for dinner? Ill give you an alfredo face.
by nigga bitch crew January 9, 2008
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alfred angelo

a type of scrotum piercing, they are relatively slow healing due to their location upon the body and people with certain occupations(eg work with horses) are advised against this type of piercing due to extremely slow healing time and greater risk of infection.

Slowly becoming more popular amongst both sexes although females only recently begun getting them in signifigant numbers as they were, at one point in time, considered only to be for men.
-hey kim i didnt know you have an alfred agelo

-pree you should get an alfred angelo it didnt hurt at all really
by l-d-f-333 June 25, 2007
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Pulling an Alfred Hitchcock

Jerking off while someone is nearby, creating a feeling of suspense.
Oh shit there's someone outside, I'll have to pull an Alfred Hitchcock.

Pulling an Alfred Hitchcock
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ALFREDO

Alfredo is so gay
by Bye 6978 December 12, 2018
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Alfredo

A gay bisexual Mexican that drives a dmax and blows anyone in sight with a truck especially guys with a tiny pecker and an lb7 with daddies money to show it
See fred over there? God he is such an alfredo.
by Eürö Trä§h May 24, 2019
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fettuccine alfredo

As originated by the Italians in the 17th century, fettuccine alfredo was originally known of as a simple pasta dish containing long stringy noodles and cheesy sauce.
It was not known until recent times that the special ingrediant that gave this delicacy its distinct taste was actually human semen inserted by the overworked servents of the Italian people. This tradition has continued throughout the ages, and strongly today.
It was not until the 20th century that this idea has been brought into the bedroom and under the sheets as a recreational sex act that has a little extra spice of its own. To perfrom this ridiculously arousing and scrumptious stunt one must boil noodles and alfredo sauce in pots until perfectly "al dente" next, the male must bring the boiling hot pot and however many desired bowls and eating utensils into the bedroom and dump the contents steaming hot water and all, into the females vaginal crevices or male/female anal cavity possibly causing 1st-3rd degree burns on the inside of the chosen arena. After this is complete, one must bring alfredo sauce and also insert that into the opening of choice. Next, one must perform sexual intercorse until the point of climax, then ejaculate all over the zesty creation containg noodles, vaginal fluid, alfredo sauce and more. once the ejaculation is complete and the penis is limp. open the vaginal/anal lips and dump the contents into the bowls, grab a fork and enojy!
The Olive Garden was closed last nite, so me and Enrique made some fettuccine alfredo of our own.

For our school's food festival I decided to show off my fettuccine alfredo for everyone to taste.

My grandma was in the hospital so I cooked her up some homemade fettuccine alfredo.
by Kevjusray Jaborrteza August 24, 2007
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Alfred

A fat Asian who smells like squashed bananas. He is person who mainly eats fattening foods. He's the kind of person who would eat a salad and a double chocolate ice cream from DQ on the side
Dude, stop being and Alfred
by jonathon UK 2014 May 13, 2018
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