Being albanian 

Going to studium generale, scanning your card to collect the mandatory points and then immediately turning around and leaving.

Why did you leave early? Are you being albanian?

Being albanian by JJellie1 May 3, 2023

me albania be careful 

This is a powerful sentence used to destroy any Albanian in an argument.

HashimHoxhaWarrior: Hello autistic Serboids..
Serboidsubhumandjole: me albania be careful

me albania be careful by 1c7x January 19, 2024

me albania be careful 

People who use it are being racist towards Albanians because most of them are Muslims or some shit and not really fitting into the Christan and white majority of Europe. They use it for Albanians should be careful in Europe cuz they Muslim or some shit. It originally comes from a video.

Albanian existing:

Timothy:Me Albania be careful

me albania be careful by Slipperypenis352 January 20, 2024

The Albanian Ass-Blaster 

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.

"Dude, this German chick loves the Albanian Ass-Blaster, you should totally try it sometime."

The Albanian Ass-Blaster by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025