august 29

the bday belonging to the cutest people out there <3

“when’s your bday?”
“august 29”

“alexa, play lover by taylor swift”

by chaoticneutral2019 October 20, 2021

August 27th

People born in august 27th are powerful. Virgo’s! They are the most funniest and craziest people on earth. If you were born in August 27th then you are probably really beautiful and smart.

no way you were born in august 27th!!
that’s really rare!! I’m jeaulous.

by urdreamperson April 24, 2021

flawless august

Eine Challenge die von dem Deutschen YouTuber ,,Taddl" ins Leben gerufen wurde.
Ursprünglich geht es darum sich im ganzen August an folgende Regeln zu halten:

- Nicht onanieren
- Vor 3 Uhr nachts ins Bett gehen
- Nicht rasieren
- Einen Kalender verwenden
- Nicht kiffen

Jedoch kann man diese Punkte auch für sich personalisieren mit Sachen die einem selbst gut tun würden.

Person 1: Machst du beim flawless august mit?
Person 2: Nein.

by Idkwieichmichnennensoll August 19, 2020

Fluffle-up-agus

A cute and cuddly flufferer.

While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.

Brad: I need to get up, I am back on in a minute
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over

by ChiefPoof May 30, 2016

August 7

The day when amazing people are born. If you’re born on this day then everyone likes you and you’ll have a hot wife.

Bro you heard of that new kid, he’s amazing
Yeah he was born on August 7

by Jdbekbxh November 14, 2019

8 August

8/8, means balance, infinity, perfection, well being

Your compulsive friend : And your birthday is on?
Me: 8 August
Your compulsive friend : Pure perfection! I'm happy now bruh

by Weirdo af October 23, 2019

august 2nd

if your born on this day your absolute legend and you are an ultimate bad bitch. your very strong and you’ve been thru so much but you refuse to give you. keep going sexy

‘whens your birthday?’
‘august 2nd why?’
‘your a legend then’

by sadbiach November 20, 2020