Skippy John Joe

When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.

I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.

by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024

Skippy

A 26 or older virgin that lives in his mother's basement searching for a wife but always fails in the most stupid ways possible

Man stop being a pussy you don't want to be a Skippy

by White Phoenix doing stuff as a October 30, 2018

Skippy Thighsman

You Just Know Him.

Bro who the fuck was that?

Dude it was Skippy Thighsman!

by J/M/C April 1, 2022

Skippy the toilet

It's not skippy the toilet, it's skibidi toilet

Dad: My son has been watching skippy the toilet for 9 hours straight, without eating, pissing, shitting, or even looking away from his iPad. Please, send help.

Son: Brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes *transforms into a toilet*

Dad: *gasp*

Son: There's nothing to fear, father. this is my new form, and I'll force everyone to accept it.

by skippythetoiletfan February 18, 2024

Skippy

Austrian slang for a kangaroo

I hit a skippy out on the highway late last night.

by Redrum2wo January 17, 2019

Skippy

A brand of peanut butter.

Bruno Mars: Stop! Wait a minute. Fill my cup. Put some liquor in it. Take a sip. Sign a check. Julio! Get the stretch. Ride to Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson, Mississippi. If we show up, we're gonna show out- smoother than a fresh jar of skippy

by @BigTrouble03 April 30, 2015

Skippy

To be only slightly high

>He was hotboxing that room

Yeah I'm feeling kind of skippy<

by Bepis41 August 25, 2023