human

n. A logically necessary fiction.

"Socrates was a human"

by Inna Goldberg October 2, 2005

Humans

Humans are a bunch of fucking retarded cunts that smell of shit and one day I will chop all you fuckers up you fat slags

Did you see they humans walking around their dirty bastards

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

A human

A human being, a descendant of chimpanzees, and Neanderthals

Dave : John, are you a Homo Saipan?
John : No Dave, why?
Dave : So you're not a human?
John : Well, in that case, yes I am a Homo Saipan

by Brendon Patton August 1, 2013

humanity

often mispronounced as "Hugh Grant in tea"

"oh, the Hugh Grant in tea of it all!"

by el Sethro March 1, 2005

human

A perfically good insult

R: hey bro
T: your a shit excuse for a human
K: ouch

by taylor coulter September 16, 2009

humanity

What I lose faith in every time I watch the news.

Person 1: Hey did you watch the news?

Person 2: Naw dawg ill lose faith in humanity

by tonloadofshit October 21, 2020

Human

The chaotic lifeforms of planet earth, they tend to create a huge war when they don't get their way.

Humans, destroyers of peace.

by Sarah the cookie February 4, 2016