Meat gobbler

A girl that suck dick

Oh girl is a meat gobbler.

by JNRG1001 April 4, 2010

dong gobbler

a man who likes to suck on other men's dong (a queer bastard)

Ryan is such a dong gobbler

by squatsy November 2, 2003

marshmallow gobbler

A floozy that gobbles a white mans balls until he ejaculates and spreads his marshmallow goo.

Get on your knees you little marshmallow gobbler and give me s'more.

by Ziggyz123 July 9, 2014

poon gobbler

A person who consumes vast quantities of poontangs (has had sex many man many many times)

That little kid on the drama team is a such a poon gobbler! He gets 5 or 10 ladies a night!

by Beachums May 13, 2006

ass gobbler

One who gets on your last nerve

Damn, My history teacher is an ass gobbler

by Big Goy June 8, 2004

Gooch Gobbler

A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch

A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can also be used as an adjective)

The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team

Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler

That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler
(You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!)

We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!

by mtc25 January 12, 2009

Throat Gobbler

Pronounced "throat gobblah"

A throat gobblah is somebody who shoves their tongue down the other person's throat while they are kissing.

Haley is a throat gobblah! She was the worst kisser and I have a sore throat because of her!

Throat Gobbler.

by Mazzzzziax July 7, 2008