Sloppy Dallas

You get your significant other to pack a fat lip (chewing tobacco) and suck your dick

Bro, I’m gonna get my girl to give me a sloppy Dallas.

by Germanyisthebest October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blow job with a mouth full of dip
Originated by Mcnasty,Soup,Doo and Blarg

"You want me to give you a sloppy dallas?2

by anonymous October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A sexual favor given by your girl involving her packing a fat lip and then proceeding to suck you off

"Hey Matt, you in the mood for a Sloppy Dallas?"
"Babe, I've told you this a million times, I don't want my dick to look like I just fucked a lawn mower bag."

by The Pillsbury Doughboy Laugh October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

You girlfriend/sister packs two fat lips with Copenhagen and gives you a vigorous blow job

“Hey can we try that sloppy Dallas thing you learned at a truck stop”

by Moistcumsandwich April 24, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

When you’re getting head from a girl, and she has a fat wad of dip in her lip. Leaving dirt yellow steaks on your Dick.

Guy: You see that country girl with the dip in her lip?
Bud: Yeah be careful though I heard she gives people a Sloppy Dallas!

Guy: What do you mean?
Bud: Your dick will look like you got shit streaks on it from doing anal.

by Tmpr October 15, 2020

Sloppy dallas

when you get a blowjob from a chick that packed a fat lip of dip

guy 1 “hey dude this chick just gave me sloppy dallas”
guy 2 “eww dude that’s awesome”

by DipLipDaddy October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your sister packs a fat lip and give you a blow job

Hay sis will you give me a sloppy Dallas

by Sloppy sister October 15, 2020