Certified Alpha Dilf

The man the myth the LEGEND joe bacchus, AKA the UK’s biggest stud who is the lengest guy to walk the Earth, he gets all the bitches and is the drippiest yute which gets the milfs hooked on him. All his mates are sardines so he has to carry the group with his handsome looks and massive muscles, making him the hottest DILF in town

No way! Is that joe bacchus? What a DILF
Certified Alpha Dilf is what u call someone like JB

by Joe Bacchhs February 17, 2022

Dilf Ellis

Dilf Ellis is an extremely attractive man.

He is so attractive, he must be “Dilf Ellis”.

by alexturnersmum June 08, 2021

Dilf Ellis

is an extremely attractive man who in love with Miles Kane (milkane) and his feet

you heard someone yelled “I’m in love with Miles Kane” ? I’m sure it was Dilf Ellis

by prettyvisitorioanna June 09, 2021

DILF Detonator

the DILF to end all DILFS

Friend: hey man that's a hot DILF
you: nah bro that's a DILF Detonator
Friend: word

by theDILFdetonator October 08, 2022

dilf addiction

something I have specifically for the tf2 medic

Me:*has dilf addiction*
Timmy:wtf

by raybeez April 26, 2022

Schrodinger's DILF

A term used for attractive older men if you're not sure if they're fathers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real DILF)

A: "Woah! Mr.Jones is a daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"

by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021

Schrödinger's dilf

When you see a middle-aged man but don't know if he has kids or not yet

Girl 1: hey have you seen this guy? He's single again and pretty hot maybe I have a chance with him

Girl 2: yeah but he's a schrödinger's dilf you don't know if he has kids yet you don't wanna end up taking care of kids after all

by Vincent 64 February 13, 2021