Certified Alpha Dilf

The man the myth the LEGEND joe bacchus, AKA the UK’s biggest stud who is the lengest guy to walk the Earth, he gets all the bitches and is the drippiest yute which gets the milfs hooked on him. All his mates are sardines so he has to carry the group with his handsome looks and massive muscles, making him the hottest DILF in town

No way! Is that joe bacchus? What a DILF
Certified Alpha Dilf is what u call someone like JB

by Joe Bacchhs February 17, 2022

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Dilf Ellis

Dilf Ellis is an extremely attractive man.

He is so attractive, he must be “Dilf Ellis”.

by alexturnersmum June 08, 2021

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Dilf Ellis

is an extremely attractive man who in love with Miles Kane (milkane) and his feet

you heard someone yelled “I’m in love with Miles Kane” ? I’m sure it was Dilf Ellis

by prettyvisitorioanna June 09, 2021

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Dainty DILF

A dad-type middle-aged man that was once a twink and still acts like it.

Matt is so hot! I want to rail that dainty DILF!

by honeybro414 February 28, 2024

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dilf chores

What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?

DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.

Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad

DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.

Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*

by asschins12 July 21, 2023

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