she's the literal definition of the 'Sour Patch Kids' slogan. if she ever had a crush on you, you were one lucky fucker. If she was a Scorpio, you should've wifed her up when you had the chance. or IF you had the chance. she's very irreplaceable and impossible to forget. she's literally a walking magnet and no, she's not gay. she is a tomboy. big difference. she's got drip, she's got style, and loves wearing caps and ripped jeans. has a perfectly fit body but everyone thinks otherwise because it's not a GYATT. she also is a fighter when it comes to 'toxic' people. whether it's your mom or whoever, she doesn't care. she'll fight anyone no matter size don't get on her bad side please cuz once it's out, you will want to run into the nearest corner and wait until it's over. but overall, she's the best person to come across and the worst person to encounter. she's not all talk cuz the "talk" is what she's gonna do and that's when you better take her seriously or RUN.
Who's that?
Are you serious right now?
What it's just a question.
That's Zoey. You know, the girl who had a crush on you from last year?
Ohhhh.
Yeeeeah, as in the one you rejected just cuz she didn't have an @$$?
What? I never said that.
Whatever man.
Are you serious right now?
What it's just a question.
That's Zoey. You know, the girl who had a crush on you from last year?
Ohhhh.
Yeeeeah, as in the one you rejected just cuz she didn't have an @$$?
What? I never said that.
Whatever man.
by mrsandmanB)224 November 06, 2023
by AGH ALL NAMES ARE TAKEN June 29, 2023
by SenorJavi April 07, 2024
Zoey is a very annoying person and does anything to get attention and throws fits about every little thing and hates boys that start with a k except for Kevin!
Zoey is a girls name. She is very dumb but very pretty. She’s also very Lonely and can’t stand being single. She has an issue of some sort. She’s very kind and everyone wants to be friends with her. Zoey is typically an extravert. She loves the nature and animals, and is very emotional. You want to have a Zoey in your life because she is very kind and gives the best dating advice. She can blow your mind. Also Zoey lives food, buy her food.
My best friends is like a Zoey
by Truefactsfromme March 15, 2020
Literally the name zoe, but with a y sound at the end.
(jokes over)
Zoey is genuinely a really nice girl and will be a very good friend of yours, if you date a Zoey, you're very lucky and people wont stop talking about how lucky you are to have a Zoey.
(jokes over)
Zoey is genuinely a really nice girl and will be a very good friend of yours, if you date a Zoey, you're very lucky and people wont stop talking about how lucky you are to have a Zoey.
Guy 1: Did you see Zoey?
Guy 2: Yeah she's so nice, I have a crush on her but I'm too afraid to tell her.
Guy 2: Yeah she's so nice, I have a crush on her but I'm too afraid to tell her.
by Specification August 20, 2022