A polite(ish) way to call out somone who seeks extra-curricular activities outside their relationhip.
1. That cheating bastard has wandering zipper disease!
2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.
2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.
by GrannyGrunt March 2, 2021
Get the wandering zipper diseasemug. Its a picture of your balls hanging out of your zipper. Commonly sent amongst bro's because its gross and looks funny
John: "i was hooking up with Kylie when Zach sent me a zipper ball picture and i lost the mood. I must admit, it was pretty funny though"
by Barstoolbro October 13, 2015
Get the zipper ball picturemug. When your fucking a girl in their pussy hole and your going to pull out to cum in her as but you miss, jizzing between her as cheeks and freezing it below 0 degrees
Bro 1: It was getting all hot and heavy with my girl and I accidentally did the Alaskan zipper lock.
Bro 2: DAMN FAM YOU DUMB AS HELL HOW DID YOU MISS?!?!
Bro 2: DAMN FAM YOU DUMB AS HELL HOW DID YOU MISS?!?!
by THAT ONE CUM DUMPSTER October 2, 2016
Get the Alaskan zipper lockmug. by Elvis the kid February 29, 2020
Get the Squirrel nut zippermug. Essentially the same as your mom's box (probably a little dirtier). A way to one-up or counter a "your mom's box" statement.
by Diz magic! September 26, 2006
Get the your mom's zippermug. Female that tends to hangout around ponds or lakes where groups of males tend to gather drink and fish,these females tend to be cum dumpsters for these men and don't care if the are in a relationship!
by Ringer77 May 31, 2018
Get the zipper lickin pond lizardmug. A derogatory term for military pilots. Based on the fact that flight suits and G-suits are covered with lots of zippers and they fly above the clouds in the sun. Also has a double meaning in that they have highly inflated egos and think that they are above everyone else.
by Sublingual September 28, 2009
Get the Zipper-Suited Sun Godmug.