winking

the act of basically having sex, but not, because neither party finishes.
When Penis enters the vagina for a short period of time, then for whatever reason, is removed from the vagina.

So you guys had sex?" "not really, we were just winking for a bit then stopped"

by hotmomma520 August 13, 2010

Wanking

The most epic dance in the history of epic dances.

we should go wanking to an epic beat.

by Alien Lmaos September 29, 2010

Wanking From Home

When a person is "Working from home" and there is significant doubt to how much "work" is actually being done and how much "slacking off" is being done instead they are said to be "Wanking from home" by jealous colleagues.

Lee: Is James in the office today?
Mike: No, he's Wanking From Home today.

by fuckingbrit September 30, 2012

Winking Owl

Also known as just “the Owl,” a brand of cheap ass wine that is sold at Aldi stores in states where it is legal to do so. Can be found at under four bucks a bottle, and at up to 13.5% alcohol. Produced in California, likely by illegal Mexican workers.

Best bought in quantities of three bottles or more at a time due to the variety of flavors. The types that don’t taste completely awful are the Chardonnay, the Cabernet, and the Shiraz.

One of the worst tasting wines out there, but it comes in real bottles, is classier than Four Loko, and one bottle will get you shitfaced enough for the night!

At the house party, the broke law student drank Winking Owl straight from the bottle because Vladdy and Four Loko are so undergrad.

by ChainArmor712 November 4, 2019

The winking Stink eye

Naked yoga with a yeast infection.

Man, Christina has one mad case of "The Winking Stink eye"

by bernardjumblingtowers October 24, 2010

wanking

1- the act of spanking the monkey

can also be used very effectively with other words to get your point accross with no mistakes such as "your maws got baws yah dog wanking fuckstick"
i find this tends to work ;-)

by pax September 15, 2003

wanking

a word unlike any other word, one with meaning not of pervertedness but yet meaning that of nothing. Stands for anything at all and the true meaning can only be assumed yet never spoken.

Joe-Hey!
BoB-What you up to?
Joe-Just wanking it.
BoB-WTF?
Joe-Chillax

by Jelthi April 30, 2007