hipster wannabe

A person who thinks they are hipster, but doesn't actually understand the true meaning of the word.

These people tend to wear colorful skinny jeans, Converse, Vans, T-shirts from Hot Topic and Delia's, wear Jac Vanek bracelets, straighten their hair, listen to punk goes pop bands such as NeverShoutNever, All Time Low, Boys Like Girls, Cute is What We Aim For, The Academy Is..., Cobra Starship, etc. and think that just because there are tons of bands within that same punk pop genre, certain bands are more obscure than others, and these obscure bands are "indie".

*They may also believe that they are so hipster because they hate Twilight, but they like Harry Potter.

"Yo, look at my 3D glasses with popped out lenses and my Stereo Skyline T-shirt and my Harry Potter posters! I'm such a hipster"
"No. You are just a hipster wannabe.''

by The Wave Girl March 13, 2011

Wannabe Atheist

A person, usually the age of 13 who acts like he's atheist as an attempt to fit in with their friends or because they don't understand their own beliefs. They try to act like an aggressive atheist to make people think they really are which leads to lots of stereotyping about atheists. Some usually say they're atheist just as an excuse not to go to church on sundays.

Wannabe atheist: "I'm 13 and I converted to atheism because I think going to church for two hours every sunday is gay and worshiping a man with a white beard sitting on a cloud is pretty retarded"
Real atheist: "So you renounced your faith because you didn't like going to church? That's just foolish."

by Chdon August 8, 2009

wannabe patriotism

Something everyone did after they heard that the planes hit the towers. People became patriotic for one day, then fell asleep again.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

wannabe hoe

A female who wishes to be a hoe, but is not attractive enough and does not get any dick. She generally wears toddler-sized pants to show off her non-existant cardboard ass.

“Her? She’s too ugly to be a hoe, she’s a wannabe hoe.”

by urmomgayxd October 12, 2017

goth-wannabe

These sorry bastards may look like goths, but don't let them fool you. They can be found listening to Marilyn Manson, Danzig, Nine Inch Nails or Slayer and have no idea that real goths even exist.

aka Mansonite or Metalhead

by Tailanna September 18, 2003

scene wannabe

little 12/13 year old girls who think they are scene because they listen to panic! at the disco and wear bead necklaces. they try to look older but it fails and end up looking like little sluts with lots of makeup and short skirts etc etc.

some scene wannabe girls walk past...

real scene kid 1: i bet they bum panic! at the disco
real scene kid 2: yeah they suck

by heavy metaler July 2, 2006

winnable

Originally popularized by famous youtuber loltyler1, "winnable" is a saying used ironically to indicate that a game is impossible to win.

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by John Bromo September 16, 2019