The super ugly, dog-looking girl that appears at every party. She wants to hook up with everyone, yet no one wants to hook up with her. Inevitably, she does have intercourse, undoubtedly with one of your friends. Loosely translated from the English: "Master of Woof;" inspired by the 1991 John Hughes Film "Home Alone," as a comment about Buzz McCallister's girlfriend:
Kevin: "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!"
Kevin: "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!"
Cory: "Check out Woofmeister over there. She just need's to learn how to stop, man. No one wants that, even though we all know Jon is gonna be balls deep in that by beer 9."
Mike: "Word."
Mike: "Word."
by Freebase90 April 27, 2009
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by Bomni February 8, 2005
Get the Woofer mug.An exclamation, namely in response to heinous visual or olfactory stimuli. A word to describe how one is feeling.
by HayleyHayleyBoBayley April 17, 2011
Get the Woofdy mug.A person who is a total megalomaniac, a absolute power-hungry bastard who cares about no one but themselves. A Woofmacht will use you for their own selfish gain and ditch you at the first chance. A woofmacht is such a terrible person that the Editors of Urban Dictionary keep denying the definition.
Person 1: "Woah that person just tried to steal someones hard work and effort and completely backstabbed everyone around them, I wonder why?”
Person 2: "They are likely a Woofmacht.”
Person 2: "They are likely a Woofmacht.”
by SomeoneInTheShadows March 26, 2020
Get the Woofmacht mug.Often designating the best of the dogs. The leader of dog kingdom that is considered the most brave, courageous and heroic of all woofs.
Cats and dogs fighting...
Random cat: "Look, our leader Miaow is being stopped by a woof!"
Another cat: " Oh no, he's too good of a woof for Miaow... He is Woofu!"
Proceed to retreat.
Random cat: "Look, our leader Miaow is being stopped by a woof!"
Another cat: " Oh no, he's too good of a woof for Miaow... He is Woofu!"
Proceed to retreat.
by Tonton314 February 15, 2018
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Woofing-cough occurs when a human is sleeping and a dog rears its anus and farts in ones mouth...
Woofing-cough occurs when a human is sleeping and a dog rears its anus and farts in ones mouth...
What's it called when a dog farts in your mouth?
While laying next to my wonderful rescue dog, he spun and farted in my mouth giving me a woofing-cough
While laying next to my wonderful rescue dog, he spun and farted in my mouth giving me a woofing-cough
by DLPrincess May 26, 2018
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