wisconsin sober

sober / abstaining from all substances except for alcohol
1: hey man, do you wanna hit this blunt?
2: oh actually i’m wisconsin sober

1: oh cool dude, i’ll grab you a brewski!
by mistersalamander July 30, 2023
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Wisconsin Kringle

Pastry from the state of Wisconsin made with cream cheese, various fruits, and serves a bunch of people
Wisconsin Kringle
The Wisconsin Kringle was tasty
by Asset team May 01, 2015
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Wisconsin Roundabout

A Utah standoff, but with blowjobs.

The act of 2 guys putting eachothers dicks in their mouth and sucking until they nut
Hey John, wanna go to the office for a Wisconsin roundabout?
by 2F2Furious November 08, 2022
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wisconsin handshake

The act of two men greeting each other by touching penises. The salutation does not require touching tips, but rather any contact of penises.
I hadn’t seen my brother in law in two months, and we were so excited we went to garage, got 2 Busch lights, and did a Wisconsin handshake before catching up on what’s new.
by Totallynottom August 06, 2022
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Wisconsin Pie

When you order a cheese pizza and dip it in milk.
Dude, I'm hungry. Want to get a Wisconsin Pie?
by Chonsa March 03, 2017
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Wisconsin Tumor

A Wisconsin Tumor refers to the infamous "beer gut" that so many men proudly sport. The term references Wisconsin in particular most likely because of the amount of beer consumption and cheese eating that takes place there. Although many males in Wisconsin have the mysterious body shape, this can be seen on men all over the world.
Would you look at that guy over there?! He's balancing his drink on his Wisconsin Tumor!
by Mkeah March 30, 2012
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Wisconsin Tuxedo

The name referring to a clothing ensemble consisting of a flannel shirt (traditionally red and black), and camouflage pants.
It is not uncommon to see a man wearing a Wisconsin Tuxedo while chopping wood.
by Socially Distant October 08, 2020
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