video-betes

the side affects of sitting around and playing video games for far too long like legs falling asleep hunger constipation and and overall grungey looking

im suffering from some mad video-betes right nowi can barely feel my legs

by haha i added a word July 13, 2010

The Billie Video

The Billie Video is a joke where you make fun of people's relationships and terrible taste, because Billie has a terrible relationship, and terrible taste.

"Hey man you know the Billie video right. Thats totally her."
"LMAOOO FR."

by ILOVEGAYSEX November 22, 2022

mixtape/video

A mixtape/video is unlike an actual mixtape. Instead of using average rhymes and weak beats, one makes a series of fire videos. Hints the name mixtape/video.

"Dude, did you hear about that kid that is dropping his new mixtape/video?'
"No, are his bars straight fire?"
"Nah man, it isn't like that. Its a video of fire skits placed together. I heard it will probably be the film of the year!"

by Superman's Cousin February 25, 2015

Bleach Video

A video so goddamn terrible, it makes you want to drink bleach and never see the video again. It is commonly seen on YouTube Kids.

Person 1: FUCK! ANOTHER BLEACH VIDEO!
Person 2: Oh crap, I agree with you
Person 1: ITS SO FUCKING AWFUL GOD I WANT TO DRINK BLEACH
Person 2: OH SHIT ITS BAD

by big big big idiot November 12, 2021

Diamondbolts videos

Poggers

"diamondbolts videos are the definition of poggers"-bob
"yeah even urban dictionary thinks so"

by Nintentoad125 October 7, 2020

video monkey

A T.V. videographer. Named so by press still photographers for their willingness to take creative liberties with journalism, i.e. having people do things and act a certain way just for the camera. The results of their actions are not journalism, just acting performed for free by unknowing subjects under the pretense of news.

I was standing with the other photojournalists at the political rally taking photos of people acting naturally, and then the video monkeys had to come in, egg on the crowd, and have them fake-cheer for the camera.

by ThatOnePhotog February 5, 2009

a video game

a great way to pass the time between sleep. Not quite as good as sex but not as bad boredom. (better than sex for some people)geeksnerds

Im bored lets play metal gear solid.

by Green Dragon January 30, 2004