brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer word for telling people to be minding their own, instead of someone elses, business. Told to someone when you actually want them to mind their own business.

(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, who was that? just curious

father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup

by Sexydimma June 21, 2012

vegetable preprocessor

Cow

I'm a second stage vegetarian. That means I don't eat vegetables and I don't eat anything that eats meat. I eat the fruits of vegetable preprocessor organisms, e.g. steak.

by mlwmohawk January 17, 2014

Vegetable Frisbee

An inside joke between Joe, Josh and Ethan.

"Vegetable Frisbee" *Laughing*

by The King of the World of Frisb June 4, 2016

to vegetable someone

To inflict enough mental or physical damage on someone to leave them crippled / retarded for life.

to vegetable someone
A: The guy was gonna tell on me so I vegetabled him.
B: Cool, did you torture him?

A: The guy that got hit by train last week didn't die, but he is pretty vegetabled.

by PacifistTrey June 25, 2016

Vegetable

An individual who has gone through intensive retardness and is commonly a sketchy suspect in hit and runs.

"That man is a vegetable, no way he caused that hit and run."

by loxlie August 10, 2023

Chill like a vegetable

To sit there and do nothing. To be lazy, chill and relax.

I am going to get a blanket, sit on the couch and chill like a vegetable

by Beckman5_01 February 7, 2024

space vegetable

one of the biggest minds of the 21st. century, used to star in music videos such as Satisfaction- by benny

benassy .

"oh that space vegetable was delicious for my brain"
"whats cookin? science"

by CatFishTeGreat April 13, 2017