Vegetable

Slang for marijuana.

“Dude omg I’m so high..”

“Damn I wish I had some vegetable rn too.”

by Kaianna February 8, 2019

Fruity vegetable

A gay retard

If you like rainbows and think you are straight then You are a fruity vegetable

by superiorbreed February 21, 2019

Vegetablist

A believer in vegetablism.

My friend believes in vegetablism and is trying to convert me in to a vegetablist.

by AnUnknownSoldier May 24, 2011

Vegetable Picker

A descriptive word used to relate to someone not particuarly picky with their selection of sexual partners. They only reject partners with particuarly bad traits or blemishes, much like a vegetable picker only throws out the most disfigured potatoes.

Example 1
Dude 1: Hey, that girl is so hot
Dude 2: Man shes fairly average
Dude 1: Where's my shovel? I am going vegetable picking

Example 2
Girl 1: Girl 2 is picky about who she sleeps with but, Girl 3....COMPLETE Vegetable Picker

by sellotaperoll November 7, 2011

vegetable biker

A term used for mounting and riding a mong.

He's a right vegetable biker he is.

by crispie May 28, 2012

vegetable preprocessor

Cow

I'm a second stage vegetarian. That means I don't eat vegetables and I don't eat anything that eats meat. I eat the fruits of vegetable preprocessor organisms, e.g. steak.

by mlwmohawk January 17, 2014

Vegetablery

Vegetablery is when you feel a sexual attraction to vegetables but don't want to necessarily start a relationship with a vegetable.

Son: Mom, I am feeling pretty vegetablery. I am getting boners over vegetables.
Mom: I'm sure it's just a phase.
Son: It's not a phase mom, this is who I am.

by rED EYESHADOW December 20, 2015