Jade Vine

a creeper, one who creeps around places he/she shouldn't be.

Danny: My girlfriend's ex-boyfriend is pissing me off, he acting like a jade vine.
Jenn: Oh jeez, I know what you mean!

by Adolf Oliver Nippler September 6, 2009

Hood vines

pinacle of comedy, peak of human evolution

Man, i sure laughed my ass off when seeing those hood vines

by hood vine 2016 try not to laug April 9, 2020

Culgi Vines

Alternate name for kudzu, the invasive vine species commonly found in the American Southeast. The term originated from Sand Mountain, Georgia. First coined by Sand Mountain native Charles "Chuck" Smith.

Pronounced Kull-Gee

The only way to get rid of them culgi vines is either burn 'em or let the goats eat em.

by cels88 November 18, 2010

Red vining

When two men intertwine penises

Carl and Gabe are red vining right now in the bedroom

by Jdubbbbbb October 28, 2018

Poo vines

Poo vines reffers to bits of feicies dangling, clinging or hanging to bum pubes. Usually hard in nature, round and somewhat difficult to remove without pulling the pube out.

Derek couldn't wipe his ass sufficiently due to the build up of poo vines.

by Numpty134 June 29, 2013

Vine-athon

To watch a various Vine videos online at once.

To watch a day or hours worth of Vines.

Clint: I went on a vine-athon last night on YouTube and my neck hurt like hell.

by La French June 26, 2014

Laugh Vine

A laugh that clings on to a word you're trying to say while laughing. Instead, that word gets distorted and latched on to until the life is stretched out of it, and the laugh is practically all that is heard.

Guy: "So I was tickling the sides her torso because she secretly really wants me to, even though she was like, 'Stoo-oo-ooo-ahhh-ahhhh-ahh-oop!, in like a whiny voice. It was such a laugh vine, I could barely tell she wanted me to stop."

by ThatGuy22 January 12, 2015