certified water boys

Only drink water and will be punished if they drink anything other then water

Guy one: bro don’t mess with them there certified water boys!

Guy 2: what’s a certified water boy?

Guy 1: the most health and crazy people you’ll ever meet

by Kaurikitoa January 5, 2023

certified wb

Certified water boy is organisation founded by (lachie), (golack),(chuck),(kaurikitoa) in 2022 where men only drink water and if they drink anything other then water they will be punished and eliminated from the cult

Person 1: Bro are you really about to drink soft!

Person 2: why what do you mean?!

Person 1: because the certified wb are coming right now. Put your head down don’t make eye contact

Person 2: bro im so scared right now

by Kauriki-toa January 24, 2023

certified side nigga secret

CSNS - A truth or fact by a certified side nigga that must be gatekept. Can be used by the non certified as long as they don’t cap.

Guy 1: “Homie, you gotta give me her @ if she really that fine“
CSN: “certified side nigga secret 🙅🏿 ♂️”

by napa75 July 15, 2023

Certified Mal Kop

This is the definition for person who doesn't give af abt what other people think and lives by their own terms.

Damn that person is definitely a Certified Mal Kop

by jxy_.2wavy May 18, 2023

F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual

A 'F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a completely homosexual person who is undeniably a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Their homosexual energy is so strong, they could make the American Navy seem like heterosexuals. Anyone who is a F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual is awarded the honours of being the absolutely biggest homosexual in existence.

Koki: Look over there! That bozo over there! They're 110% gay, I am sure of it! They breathe in a homosexual way!

Vee: (gay breathing)

Koki: Yeah, they deserve the F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual award.

by KokiHiro January 24, 2023

Certified Public Assassins

A clan on runescape, that is more like a large male orgy.

clan leader: we are up against the Certified Public Assassins today, so make sure to cover each other.
clan member: why are we going against them again my ass still hurts from the last time?

by Ann Marrie December 17, 2008

Forklift Certified

When the man picks up their partner with her legs straight up past their head while holding their partner up by their shoulders at a 90 degree angle while engaging in penetration.

Hey honey, you want me to be forklift certified tonight?

by Homosexual Homosapien April 22, 2022