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Pleasant Grove Utah

City in Utah, known for being Pleasant, yet grove-ly. Also known for producing the most NOOBtastic NOOBS in all of Utah. Yeah, the only drugs these people can hook you up with is the shit their family practicioner prescribes. Only use is as a half way point.
PG noob: hey could you drive to Pleasant Grove Utah to hook me up with a $3 bag?
O.G.: who the fuck is this?

PG Noob: what about roofies?
by pfffuckers! January 12, 2011
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Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas

A geographically sarcastic way of spelling out CUNT! Also the states that through historical coincidence make up the fuck region of the United States!
In 1850, the formerly Mexican land between the states of Texas and California was divided into New Mexico Territory in the south and Utah Territory in the north. Then during the Civil War, Utah Territory was split into three territories. The western portion bordering California became the state of Nevada in 1864, while the central portion would become the state of Utah in the 1890s. The eastern portion bordering Kansas, however, was initially proposed to be named Idaho, but was later named Colorado after the reddish-hued river. Little did those who named the states foresee what the first letters in the names of Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas, states that border one another, would spell out!
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 11, 2023
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Utah

My names Francesca and im from utah
Oh your elena you must be from utah.
by FeliciaIsEatingCarrotsOnUrBed February 5, 2020
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Dirty Utah

Where you Jizz into your hand and open hand slap someone across the face while someone video's with a Slo-Mo camera
John: "Me and Joe gave her a Dirty Utah last night."
by Sir Jizz August 6, 2022
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Utah Neighborhood Barbecue

Deriving it's name from "Spitroasting," the Utah Barbecue is a similar sex act, where a woman is placed doggy style and is penetrated both orally and vaginally, by two men. The difference being that another woman lays on top of the first, facing the opposite direction, allowing the men to switch between oral and vaginal sex at their own discretion.

By extension, 2 optional elements can be implemented
1: the two men HAVE to stare into each others eyes, as a way to poke fun at the repressed homosexuality in the Utah/Mormon communities.
2: The women are not allowed to talk, move, or complain about the situation, poking fun at the misogyny in the Utah/Mormon communities.

Ideally, the two men and women are a pair of straight couples, which is why the name is so specific, as the it is supposed to conjure up a classic Utahn Block Party, but except with a spit roast, rather than a grill.

Now that's eatin good in the neighborhood
Guy 1, who doesn't know the definition: Hey dude, me, my wife, and the neighbors had a good ol' fashion Utah Neighborhood Barbecue last night
Guy 2, who does know the definition: Buh-scuse me?
G1: What? We just had some dinner
G2: Oh, right. Anyway
by Alchemist657 March 5, 2022
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utah kiss

Kisses that are just everywhere from the shoulder up
She really wanted Utah kisses but her girlfriend wasn't at her house.
by JaxxaBugg December 30, 2016
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The Utah Saddlebackers

Saddlebacking - the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. Named after Saddleback Church, home of the Reverend Rick Warren, who is a proponent of abstinence education, the "sex ed" that has convinced so many Christian girls and boys that buttfucking isn't actually sex. Specifically from the Mormon community.
Kristine is still a virgin in the eye's of God because the Utah Saddlebackers entered in the back door.
by WhatzZitTooya September 6, 2022
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