Underwear

something you shouldnt be wearing in front of me

why are you wearing underwear

by Palespaghetti July 23, 2017

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Iphone Underwear

To obtain the iPhone Underwear first you MUST ring up the Joe Maclaine 3 times consecutively. Once she states "My booty crack Sileen" you must respond "Ring ring". Once all steps are completed you may look down and find them on yourself. After every call to Joe Maclaine or any other acquaintances you WILL nut if they don't pick up fast due to the vibrations of the calling effect.

SIlas: Whats that ringing sound from your drawls?
Eli: Its my new Iphone Underwear? I thought that was obvious...
Josh to Noah: Bro I'm your number one hater and best drummer in Dunmore

by BarneyRiver2 October 15, 2025

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underwear sea cave

Another term for a woman's wet vagina.

Her pussy was so wet it was like a underwear sea cave.

by SueEJustCause December 11, 2015

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post mastication underwear migration

What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor

The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.

by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017

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Underwear insurance

Insurance policy that is your big ole panties when trusting a wet farm.

G-string = no underwear insurance

Rolled the dice on wet fart. Glad I had my underwear insurance.

by King_Pickle September 25, 2022

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National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day

April 18 is the national day to send pictures of yourself in only underwear to your boyfriend- especially if his initials are ALM.

“Wow my name is also the name of a river in Asia, and it’s also National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day so I should send a picture of me in underwear to my super cool boyfriend!”

by Riverlover69 April 18, 2022

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