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sport utility vehicle

A terrorist fundraiser on wheels. A machine that turns large amounts of the world's bloodiest conflict commodity into a poison gas so fat-rich people can get from their televisions to their sedentary jobs without having to stand up.
When filling your sport utility vehicle and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.
by author October 14, 2006
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utilize

The filthiest non-dirty word ever. Seriously, just say it.
by Jesus Christ April 13, 2005
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negative utilitarianism

The school of thought that states that suffering must be eradicated at all costs. The ultimate aim therefore of negative utilitarianism is to destroy all life. This aim is often termed global suicide.
Many philosophers reject negative utilitarianism as being a terrible moral system because it asks for the destruction of life, which is normally considered very painful to all involved.
However, achieving NU'ism goal will have no adverse effects because there will be no one around to observe them and decided that they are bad effects.
I believe in the values of negative utilitarianism. If you want to know why I haven't killed myself yet; ask a chain smoker why he hasn't stopped smoking even though it is ruining him and he wants to quit.

Addiction is hard to break...
by Humankind May 26, 2005
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Untalent

Noun form of the term "untalented". Used to describe someone who is unskilled in a subject or matter.
Matt sure has lots of untalent in skateboarding.

I would start a band, but I have untalent at playing guitar.
by Desimodontidae October 30, 2005
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unzile

How many sheep does an Unzile equal to?
by upperthanyou October 8, 2021
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Untalkative Bunny

an animated series, directed by Dawn Wilton, about a rabbit who deals with modern day problems. Bunny, the main character, doesnt talk. his/her friends, beaver, emu, and squirrel also dont talk. the only ones who do are an annoying little creature named Friendly Friend and the humans. the show is full of "modern life" elements, such as diets, vegetarianism, racism, and environmentalism. It aired on teletoons and Disney in the UK and Canada. The episodes are 4-5 minutes
butters: is Bunny a male or a female?
jeny: no one will ever know.

jared: why doesnt Bunny talk?
jeny: cus the show is called Untalkative Bunny duh!!
by jeny March 25, 2008
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untological

An argument unto itself that arose to refute the ontological 'proof' for the existence of a guiding intelligence that created the universe with a 'purpose' behind the many observable processes.

According to this theory, on-tology is invalid un-til a process is discovered that requires an omnipotent intelligence at the core of it's genesis. Until then, such conjectures will be categorized onto the class of unsubstantiated presuppostions.
It is possible that atheists will find themselves in an untological cul-de-sac if they continue to reject any form of purpose or objective in the process of evolution. It may not be sound science, but it would be pragmatic politically.
by Recursive Prophet January 11, 2008
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