Honed twig

An insult used by 45 year old British men believed to mean as useless as sharpened twig.

I cant believe we teamed with you, you honed twig.

by Twig muncher August 27, 2025

twig

usually a dumbass bitch

twig sucks

by ryanslifeisok May 29, 2018

twig

someone that is very skinny. This is normally used as an insult.

"you look like a twig"

by unicorn play time with uno April 7, 2021

Twig thicc

When one is skinny, yet has muscle and jiggle

Hey man you gain weight?
Yeah dude. I’m now twig thicc bro

by WhiteRabbit XOXO December 27, 2019

Acid Twig

A butt plug that has been dipped in acid, perfect for being shoved up one's behind.

Man, I would sure love to stick an acid twig up Lauren's ass. She's such an uncultured prick.

by VivaLaTrashcan August 31, 2016

Twig

Noun*
1. f*uck boy named Freddie Findlay who acts like he has abs

Freddie is a twig

by Twig-hater August 31, 2020

Kicking the twigs

A person who is wasting their time with insignificant little things, not lazy but avoiding the serious things.

Jim, stop kicking the twigs and focus on the real at hand.

by Neur0c1d3 August 19, 2023