Twatwaffle

A person a self importance. Mostly delusional with little tolerance for people who disagree.

President Twatwaffle today announced a student loan forgiveness program as long as that person serves to clean up any nuclear waste.

by Cliftonnewjersee1205! February 26, 2026

the twatwaffle

A great perfectly executed foosball shot often seen in clutch situations, such as meatball,tie breaking, and/or championship point that was never intended by the shooter. Often mistaken for a legit fully intended shot,but usually a result of pure luck.

Tom jones made the twatwaffle countless times to obtain 6 trophies at the 2018 NC STATE CHAMPIONSHIP OF FOOSBALL.

by Tjcombo73 December 27, 2018

Cumdumpster twatwaffle

A sil who loves to start drama and cause chaos within her own family. She then plays victim and wonders why everyone treats her like shit but she won’t look in the mirror.

Bree Nunez is a cumdumpster twatwaffle

by Boogieboo12 March 7, 2020

two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std

Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"

by country bear July 15, 2018