Tuscaloosa Turnaround

Where you end up going to bottomless mimosas with your one night stand afterwards running 5 miles in the morning and end up getting her pregnant by 10 in the morning

Sorry I can’t come in to work I have a Tuscaloosa Turnaround planned in the morning

by Jimmyknee cricket February 27, 2026

Tucan Toupe

The Life and Slow Times of Tucan Toupe

Memoir of a White Nigger

Tucan Toupe

by Chud Pudster October 31, 2025

tim tuskan

A gangster of love who hates white people bullshit.

I really wish I was Tim Tuskan

by Papajflow January 21, 2017

Pinkie Tuscadero

Give her the shocker, classic 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink. But you add a little twist at the end.

Flick that bean with your thumb and really give her a surprise.

“She wanted a ride on Motorcycle, I said how about a pinkie Tuscadero?”

by Esteban Luna June 12, 2018

Irish Tucan

When one eats out a woman who took a shit and didn't wipe and who is also on her period. Their face will look like that of tucan's beak. Bird noises noises encouraged but not required.

Did you hear that Johnny Irish Tucaned a bitch. He looked like he from the jungle.

by Lewis O'Gorman (LOG) January 28, 2024

The massacre at Tuscaloosa, 1993

In the town of Tuscaloosa, 1993, a circus which brought those from all over the state was held with a record number of 58 Cs performing at once. But far right cheeto protesters attended the event and threw bottles at the cs for using their skin color in vain. Eventually, one c got hit in the head with a bottle and all of the clowns rose up in retaliation. Sadly, because they were southern americans, they all shot down the cs with their mandatory male affirmation personal handguns. It was a devastating event that marked the beginning of the first major C Reform Act.

The massacre at Tuscaloosa, 1993 was a tragedy.

by HimboActivist123 June 28, 2020