Ted Turner

A television remote control. Sometimes simply shortened to "ted."
Pass me the Ted Turner, baby. The game's on!
by lazlo silverman July 15, 2005
Get the Ted Turner mug.

Ted Turner

An ultra left wing media mogul who enjoys humping dogs.
Oh shit! Ted Turner's in town! Hide Muffy! - Strong Bad
Get the Ted Turner mug.

Tina Turner

To give a blowjob, while you are defecating:to get a blowjob,while they are defecating.
"I just got a Tina Turner from your mom,She had tacos today."
by L A.:A.:L January 31, 2014
Get the Tina Turner mug.

Richard Turner

A term used in Northern UK to describe a person that greets other people by obnoxiously screechingGREETINGS!” at them.
Greetings”? Who are you, Richard Turner? Innit liiiiike.
by Mesimu August 24, 2018
Get the Richard Turner mug.

Turner-10

The scientific name of the strain of Coronavirus running rampant through the LA Dodgers organization.
Having been in the MLB Playoff Bubble in Texas since Tuesday, October 6, 2020, Justin Turner of the Los Angeles Dodgers, had finally had enough of quarantine, and took advantage of the off-day in the World Series schedule on Thursday, October 22nd, by going out and catching the 'Rona at a local bar. After a couple of days of incubation, Turner finally popped positive for the virus on Tuesday, October 27th -- now known as the official start of Turner-10. Although MLB officials were finally advised of the diagnosis, and had Turner removed from the game, Justin broke out of his new quarantine to help celebrate the World Series and spread Turner-10 to his teammates, families, and officials during the on-field ceremony.

Afterward, Turner was also seen taking a celebratory phone call from "Patient Zero" (Donald J. Trump) congratulating him on winning the World Series and becoming becoming a super-spreader of Turner-10.
by JB9903 October 29, 2020
Get the Turner-10 mug.

Julie Turner

Julie Turner defines as a young, experienced philosopher who may eat their own victims at their own pleasure, using aggressive, mlg, communist slurs to such person's children and excessive neo-nazi attractions at the headquarters of Derby.

Often shortened to julieh.
Harvey: Woah did you just see that woman, damn, I'd bring her home, make her a good dinner and fuck her.
Tom: Harvey are you ridiculous, that rare species is a Julie Turner! You better be careful she doesn't decrease the surplus population!
by DaBeastJJG January 19, 2019
Get the Julie Turner mug.

tina turner

When one is confronted with a challenge or challenges in life and perseveres to overcome whatever is standing in their way using willpower, faith, and determination.
I'm going to Tina Turner my way through this and get myself to a better place.
by G Davis September 06, 2022
Get the tina turner mug.