trump tootsie roll

A steaming dog turd wrapped in a candy wrapper with trumps face on it
those morons ate their trump tootsie roll and said, "please sir, may i have some more"
by The Phrogg May 07, 2025
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Creamsicle Tootsie Roll

A sexual act, in which a man of standard height or stature, grabs a hold of a midget, or vertically challenged female, and holds her upside down. He may bear hug her lower body, or use both hands to hold her by the ankles if he has the hand strength to do so. But while she is being held upside down, she is performing oral sex on him, and simultaneously he is licking and sucking on all ten of her toes. This must continue until the man ejaculates into the dwarf's mouth
Little Gina from the strip club, she's asleep in the other room right now, she blacked out while I creamsicle tootsie rolled her... I had to finish bro, her toes tasted like pig asshole
by Kramardi September 16, 2022
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Tijuana Tootsie Roll

The act of popping in a condom and freezing it. Once it’s good and frozen it’s deep fried, frozen again and inserted back into someone’s anus.
If you think an Alaskan Pipeline is cool, you should try a Tijuana Tootsie Roll. It’s like a twice baked potato for your butt.
by Captain SANDOS May 14, 2025
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Tootsie Rolled

The act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman's vagina.
Friend: "Hey bro, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Me: "It got a little weird, we Tootsie Rolled on the top of an old Indian burial ground by midnight."
by Gunner25 January 01, 2012
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Lennie Tootsie Roll

When you make out with a girl in a sleeping bag and she shits on you.
Jenny gave me a Lennie Tootsie Roll lastnight.

Jenny has a case of the Lennie Tootsie Rolls.
by Hotel Whiskey November 28, 2019
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Tootsie roll bingo

I'm headed to the club to play some tootsie roll bingo!
by Shiteshady February 27, 2017
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Mississippi Tootsie Tickler

The act of spitting chewing tobacco juices upon a females toes in order to lubricate them to stick your penis in between them repeatedly.
My sister was horny so I gave her the olMississippi tootsie tickler.
by Distorted toast November 17, 2019
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