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Tokenized Albert Wesker

Albert Wesker is not black! He doesn't wear glasses (he wears shades). He already (canonically) has a SON!

Hym "Here's why the new Resident Evil series is shit: They wanted to have a black female lead. So, what did they do? They tokenized Albert Wesker. Albert Wesker is not a black man. He is white. And blonde. I actually like that actor but that is not Albert Wesker. They have him taking shit from some half-hispanic-looking lesbian. Albert Wesker does not take shit from half-hispanic-looking lesbians. The main characters are his black and Asian daughters. Albert Wesker does not have a black or asian daughter. Albert Wesker has a son. Albert Wesker's son is one of the main characters of Resident Evil 6. Albert Wesker's son is white and blonde. Why? Because Albert Wesker is white and blonde. Where is the Samurai Edge!? Where are his 🕶️!? Where is his leather jacket!? Where are all the things that make Wesker, Wesker? Non-existent! There aren't any white main characters in the show. Except for Baxter. Who is not only the comic relief but the best character in the show. Baxter was busting some zombie ass, dual wielding a pair of Mauser C96,and dies immediately. The main protagonist is annoying. She is also an over-actor and, therefore, could not have been the 'best person for the job.'
Also, some of the scenes are logically incoherent. At one point, the MC and a family she is trying to help smuggle out of the city are trapped by a giant spider. The patriarch of the family decides to hold the spider off so his family can escape. Not only does he fail miserably, but the MC and the family don't even leave the room until after he is dead! Thereby, entirely defeating the purpose of his sacrifice! After finally escaping the spider, the MC and the mother and son (who is infected by the T-virus) get to the end of the tunnel and rest for a moment while the MC tries (and fails) to convince the mother to abandon her infected son. This scene is followed by the MC struggling (for an extended period of time) to walk up the stairwell out of the tunnel they were in due to fatigue and injury! She was not injured or fatigued a second ago! Where is that coming form!? How is she injured now? She was just fine and rested before walking up the stairs! How is she THAT injured!? And now I have to watch this chick over-act her way up the stairwell for 2 and a half minutes! Terrible. Not a good job. Tokenized Albert Wesker.
by Hym Iam August 3, 2022
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Types of Token White Guys

The Token White Guy comes in several varieties.

1. The "Dangerous" Token White Friend: If the black men are what the news media may refer to as a "thug", than the token white guy in this group is often times one of, if not the, most dangerous people in that group. This token white guy is allowed because he has proved himself, and you have no idea what he had to do to earn their respect, but it's probably something crazy. Note: If you ever hear this type of token white friend say the N word, hard r, and none of the black guys seem to be offended, he is 100% "for real". Be cautious

2. The "White" Token White Friend: Similar to how the traditional token black guy in a group of white friends brings stuff from black culture (dancing, talking to girls, better weed), the "white" token white friend is simply that; white. Often used for their vehicle, parent's house to party, or there to talk to the cops. May be called "this nigga" when getting roasted but will never have actual N word privilege.

3: "The Quarterback": This token white friend is generally seen among the black jock populace and is typically referred to as "the quarterback", opposed to the black man's "wide receivers". Often found close due to sport affiliation, these token white friends do not assimilate within black culture, but instead peacefully co-exist while both sides maintain uniqueness. Friendship formed around common interests such as football and partying together. The love is there, but the line is stated.
Types of Token White Guys

Type One: Damn, that russian dude Maxiov is tight with those black guys. I heard he's connected to the mob.

Type two: Lol, there goes Maximillian trying to hang out with Jerome and Lamarcus. I hear they just use him cause he has a pool.

Type Three: Wow, Max just threw a hell of a pass to Daquan for that touchdown. Loved how they chest bumped. I bet they'll try and bang the cheerleaders together after the game
by 35 ACT, 9/10 Looks March 7, 2021
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The token fat driver

The apparent fat girl that is with a group of hot girls in a public setting.
"Look at the group of hot girls over there!"

"The fat one must be the token fat driver."
by Gspot860 June 30, 2012
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Cloud Token Wallet

Cloud 2.0 Smart Mobile Wallet can store different underlying technologies such as BTC, ETH, DOGE, XRP, LTC, EOS, etc., to achieve one-stop storage management for multiple currencies.
Cloud token wallet is simple and easy to operate, with hundreds of compression tests, powerful anti-theft technology to maximize the security of digital assets.
by Cloud Token Wallet January 8, 2020
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dirt tokens

Dirt tokens are a special currency in the Nintendo 3ds game: Fire emblem awakening. Dirt tokens can be used to further progress your character and help your game play overall. Dirt tokens can be used to buy special tombs and other items. Acquiring a dirt token happens by beating a Golden enemy. THERE is no method of finding these enemy's since they are EXTREME RARE. These enemy's are tough and put up a fight. Only Masters at the game will have a chance at beating these enemy's.
by NINTENDO CHEATS TEAM2 September 4, 2015
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Multimodal Tokens

Multimodal Tokens: A Unified Representation for Simulated Realities
The simulation hypothesis posits that our reality could be a computer-generated simulation. This paper explores the concept of "multimodal tokens" as a fundamental data structure within such a simulated environment
Multimodal Tokens will soon replace language based tokens in future multimodal models in artificial intelligence.
by Trentism January 16, 2025
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Bored token

Someone or something you use or talk to in times of bordem
Kieran: aww so you want this covo to hold i feel so honoured

Kotryna: idc tbh im kinda bored so

Kieran: so im your bored token wowww

Kotryna: what no (sarcastically)
by Fds7 May 19, 2020
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