pull a Todd

to leave one's own wife for a much lesser specimen

Q: "Did you hear that Joe left his really awesome wife for that ugly Jody chick with the crunchy blonde hair and 4 kids?"

A: "Yeah, way to pull a Todd on that one. What a loser."

by cheaterssmell October 4, 2008

The Dirty Todd

A guy who sucks dick for beer money and don't even drink.
A guy who belittles people to compensate his own small inadequacies
Just an all around bitch made guy who feels inferior and usually beats females to make himself feel tough

This person gave my my friend The Dirty Todd so bad I had to beat his punk ass down

by Isaiditbitch April 22, 2020

rod and todd

an extremely attractive woman with a dull or unattractive man. A "hot rod and a we-todd".

whoa look at rod and todd over there in the corner, what is she doing with him?

by doc 2x pukes June 12, 2008

swiney todd

a person who feels swiney (swine flu) but doesn't necessarily mean that the person contracted the virus

Male 1 : Sorry can't go today, i feel feverish
Male 2 : A'ight Swiney Todd! Get well.

by unoneted July 20, 2009

todd & manda

Their determination toward shared ideas and their strong devotion to one another. They can open doors to one another’s souls and show one another new ways of perceiving and feeling.

Todd & manda are made for each other

by A_love22 December 19, 2016

Dank Todd

A way you would call someone stupid or foolish

“You’re being a Dank Todd!”
“You are always acting like a Dank Todd!”

by HolyFatherOfAllOatChildren June 22, 2018

todd ross

todd ross can be used as a term for someone who smashes faces when kissing. i mean full on lightning mcqueen into your face. it’s more of a touching of your teeth than a kiss. it can also be used as swerving, or being swerved when kissing or being kissed. don’t be a todd ross when kissing.

marina: “jake tried to kiss me on the ferris when but i todd rossed him.”

by todd ross’s friends June 29, 2019