Skip to main content
A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.
Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024
mugGet the I don't wake up in the morning formug.

Wake up victim

It's what Ezy and other alpha bullies say to wake up their victims and toss them around
Wake up victim it's time to torment you some more
by Kevlol June 23, 2021
mugGet the Wake up victimmug.

Macedonia wake up call

Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.
I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.
by Orange_crush June 26, 2019
mugGet the Macedonia wake up callmug.

Chrissy wake up

The name of a cringe song made in 2021-2022. Seriously, please don’t sing this to me.
sentence 1: CHRISSY WAKE UP! I DONT LIKE THIS

sentence 2: Chrissy wake up is a bad song that should be forgotten.
by anonymous May 12, 2023
mugGet the Chrissy wake upmug.

Wake-up-cum

The Wake-up-cum is a variant of a facial cumshot mixted with a wake up call, also known as wake up call with a twist.

To perform the wake-up-cum, a male partner has to practice abstinence for 4 or 5 days prior to D day.

That said male partner goes out for drinks with the boys, comes back home later that night, drunk & horny, very horny some might add.

Instead of finishing the night with a own stomach creampie, that same male partner decides that it would be more exciting to cum on his female partner's face, all while she is asleep, having no prior knowledge of any of it.

That male partner procedes to jerk himself on the side of the bed until he climaxes on his partner's face, moaning and grunting while cumming, waking her up.

This, my friends, is the Wake-up-cum.
Guillôme : "hear me out pals, I went out to party like an animal with friends, guess what I did when I got back home!!!"
Jordy : "Tell us!!!!"
Guillôme : "So, I was drunk, and horny when I got back home, and I decided to cum on my girlfriend's face while she was sleeping, it woke her up, but it was so exciting!!! The forbidden part of it turned me on!!"
Jordy : "Ohhhhh my boyyy, you gave her one of those the Wake-Up-cum!!!"
by Squirtsky October 10, 2025
mugGet the Wake-up-cummug.

sanchez wake up call

When a man jerks off and cums on his own dick then gives her a mushroom stamp to wake her up.
by Dos Bros May 8, 2017
mugGet the sanchez wake up callmug.

Share this definition