John

An absolute legend.

Omg did John do that

by Johnisdabest February 10, 2022

John

A 40-65 year old man who still hangs out at
Hostels. A John will often tell you boring stories, tell you to turn the music down, be a creeper, won’t introduce himself or will say way too much.

There’s so many Johns at my hostel... I thought this was a youth hostel anyway?

by Nova8 August 4, 2020

john

the best couple in the world. definitely should date each other sometime. cutest couple ever! i ship! johva for lifer! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥 soulmates. will definitely have 3 kids together maybe 5. they will live a happy and joyful life together as they sail the world! john and ava!

john meets ava.

john: hey ava wanna be my gf?
ava: you must be john!

john: that’s me hon

ava: ofc i will baby!

by johva December 10, 2021

john

someone who needs to get a better life and start waxing their eyebrows.

in all seriousness, yes.

dang john too drippyyyy.

by xrxxxcday July 26, 2021

John

a stupid obese nword

john is obese

by osama bin ladin 69 420 666 March 11, 2019

John

The man of any girls dreams. He may be a bit overweight, but he really doesn't care. He acts shy and awkward when in public, but his feelings are strong. He gets horny very easily, and his rock hard dick sends girls in awe. Johns are great men to have as a boyfriend.

John may not act like it, but he's great in bed!

by Yosher January 2, 2017

John

Is someone that is scared to go on the hulk

Hi I’m john

by Beefcake45 November 23, 2021