Are you thirsty?

Preface to "because i have a tall glass of shut the fuck up." Usually directed at someone who wont stop talking, though can be used after someone tells a really bad story.

This formula can be altered, changing the "thirsty" to any number of different adjectives.

Person1: "Hey are you thirsty?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because I have a tall glass of shut the fuck up."

Person1: "Hey are you naked?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because i have a squat wardrobe full of shut the fuck
up."

Person1: "Hey are you hungry?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because I have a large #3 combo with a side of shut
the fuck up."

by Fibula. March 29, 2009

thirsty whale

a girl who is a cock hungry bitch that will fuck anything

"julie will fuck anything that thirsty whale"

by aidum September 17, 2003

Thirsty Annie

While giving a blowjob the person gives a deepthroat and it's so far down they gag and get sick, just as the sick comes up their throat the guy cums and the person giving the blowjob swallows it all.

Guy 1: Last night my bitch gave me the best blowjob ever!

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard that she deep throated you so much she had a Thirsty Annie!

by Bad_Gal123 May 2, 2011

thirsty sloot

a bitch who is dehydrated to the point where all she can think about is the johnse, and will do whatever it takes to schlob on your root.

tara reid and paris hilton are thirsty sloots

by janky mein November 16, 2005

thirsty thursday

the day of the week when people, specifically college students go out to drink liquor

Thirsty Thursday tonight!

by GUNDY November 5, 2003

Thirsty Thursday

A term used for partying on Thursday nights primarily on college campuses. This term also inspired an album of the same name "Thirsty Thursday" by a new funk/rock band called TallBoys. About just such a night, as the album goes on the audience is meant to get more intoxicated.

Hey man you're almost on your 2nd beer, now is the perfect time for us to jam out with TallBoys on this Thirsty Thursday!

by Thoisty thoisday February 4, 2014

Thirsty Thursdays

The name of a sports bar located in East Stroudsburg.

Jenn: Hey, who's goin to Thirsty Thursdays tonight?

Tari: What's that?

Jenn: Oh wait, that doesn't exist.

Tari: You are so dumb. You are really dumb. Forreal.

by Anna neemus December 1, 2010