the act of taking a French artifact (preferably a small replica of the eifel tower) and proceed to shove into an oraphis such as a vagina or sphinkter. as this takes place you place shit in your hand and engage in a mustache placing such as a sterotypical french mustache on thier upper lip. then after this takes place proceed to make your lover say "bon appitete" or "bonjour".
by Dyelawn February 20, 2009
Get the Tour of Francemug. Jen (See Jennish) is the designated King of France, Neo-France specifically (see Neo-France) married to Alia (see Queen of France)
by Jennish Jen, the King of France. June 1, 2004
Get the King of Francemug. A sexual act shared between a man and woman. When oral copulation is occurring and the male is about to climax the female simply gives a quick, firm and hard punch straight to the balls. Similar to a donkey punch but given by the female. Proper execution of the Frances Punch involves a slight upper cut so the male doesn't see it coming.
"Oh Baby I'm about to Cum"
Insert a qucik uppercut punch to the balls and the Frances Punch is complete.
Insert a qucik uppercut punch to the balls and the Frances Punch is complete.
by Frances Punch March 21, 2007
Get the Frances Punchmug. by Flippy101 June 8, 2016
Get the mary francesmug. The act of putting one finger up the 'pink' and the other the 'stink' and pressing them together so that all that is dividing them is a thin wall.
Reminiscent of the time when the Channel Tunnel was nearly completed and the English engineers 'touched hands' with the French engineers behind the rock.
Reminiscent of the time when the Channel Tunnel was nearly completed and the English engineers 'touched hands' with the French engineers behind the rock.
It got rather kinky last night with my wife Barbara. I was touching France while we embraced and she was putty in my hands.
by Lucifer Corn Beef November 2, 2008
Get the Touching Francemug. tragic or unpleasant
by Big Mike J June 17, 2009
Get the Air Francemug. by britsabroad January 10, 2011
Get the Made in Francemug.