1) Noun. The illegal nonpayment or avoidance of paying tax.
2) Exclamation. Considered by many to be the single most offensive word in the English language.
2) Exclamation. Considered by many to be the single most offensive word in the English language.
1) My brother just got jailed for tax evasion!
2) Guy 1: My parents are asleep, we can say bad words
Guy 2: tax evasion
2) Guy 1: My parents are asleep, we can say bad words
Guy 2: tax evasion
by SuperLuigi9624 June 10, 2017
Clothes, food/drinks, music, DVDs, books and/or other miscellaneous gear that is left behind for the taking after a friend or significant other unexpectedly disappears.
That's a cool bike! Where did you get it?
Oh, Zack left it at my house before he suddenly broke up with me.
Are you going to give it back?
No, I'm considering it Asshole Tax.
Hey! I like your hat!
Thanks! It was Gina's before she became a bat shit crazy bitch and stopped hanging out with me.
Oh sweet, so it's her Asshole Tax.
Oh, Zack left it at my house before he suddenly broke up with me.
Are you going to give it back?
No, I'm considering it Asshole Tax.
Hey! I like your hat!
Thanks! It was Gina's before she became a bat shit crazy bitch and stopped hanging out with me.
Oh sweet, so it's her Asshole Tax.
by MoreAdventurous July 11, 2011
by matlock503 April 20, 2010
1: A tax men pay in order to get laid. 2: Having to do something with your girlfriend that you ordinarily would not do. The thought being that you're only doing it in order to get laid (eg: attend a chick flick, a play, or an art gallery).
dude #1: Have you seen that horrible Tori Spelling show?
dude #2: No.
dude #1: I was at my girlfriends last night paying pussy taxes
and had to watch it. It's horrible.
dude #2: No.
dude #1: I was at my girlfriends last night paying pussy taxes
and had to watch it. It's horrible.
by black_guy July 02, 2008
by ugoScunnymateLOL April 21, 2009
(n) Money pick-pocketed by the government.
Fred: Why is it that every time I visit the store, I feel like my pocket gets picked?
Wilma: That's the sales tax, dear. The government can do it legally. But if a pickpocket does it, he goes to prison.
Wilma: That's the sales tax, dear. The government can do it legally. But if a pickpocket does it, he goes to prison.
by 1nfid3l June 24, 2011
When smoking weed in a group, if it is an inconvenience to pass it to the next person, you are entitled to an extra drag... or 3
by emjemj June 25, 2009