Spartans

That wasn't the Spartans though. He's conflating a story about the Spartan and THE GUYS WHO BEAT THE SPARTANS. Which was a gay sect... Hold on let me look up the name... The Sacred Band of Thebes.

Hym "Yeah, no, that wasn't the Spartans. Maybe the cheese thing is true but no the gay lovers pairing up is a different story. That's not how that happened."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

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Ħamrun Spartans

The worlds greatest team that murders McDonalds fans.

Ħamrun Spartans will win the league

by Ħamruniż August 18, 2025

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spartan rage

When a Spartan soldier punishes an Athenian civilian after a battle.

Spartan Rage example:
Kratos: "Who's God nigga"
Atreus: "You zaddy"

by yeskingproductions June 7, 2024

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spartan high

a school where there are so many groups and cliques you can't even count. but they all come together for football. football is life. Drunk students sections at all the games. Great school. Kinda.

Man that game against Spartan High sucked because we lost. That feaster dude is a beast

by hljofoz March 12, 2016

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I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

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Spartan Sendoff

The act of placing one testicle on each eye in place of the coins owed for the Journey to Styx. The dick is the put into the mouth to symbolize flowing down river.

Bro that girl is so hot id give her the ole Spartan Sendoff

by igotthejokes February 9, 2021

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