When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.
Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow
by Daura2731 November 20, 2018
Get the Captain jack sparrowmug. He is the main character of Pirates of the Caribbean and is played by the great Johnny Depp AKA the best actor ever to exist!
You: OMG WHO EVER PLAYS JACK SPARROW IS A GREAT ACTOR!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!
by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022
Get the Jack Sparrowmug. When something is stolen from you, but you don't realize it until a little while later.
Derived from the term "jacked" (meaning stolen) and Jack Sparrow, the sneaky dude from the Pirates movies.
Derived from the term "jacked" (meaning stolen) and Jack Sparrow, the sneaky dude from the Pirates movies.
by Muffins + Nik Furious February 19, 2009
Get the Sparrow Jackedmug. Player - 1: "Did you hear about our community leader getting kicked out by the rest of the admins?".
Player - 2: "Yeah he got sparrowed".
Player - 2: "Yeah he got sparrowed".
by Jake Skywalker February 9, 2024
Get the Sparrowedmug. by The sparrow January 7, 2017
Get the The sparrowmug. sparrowing is defined as when your buddy or friend hangs off something moving Dangerously (like a car) and in the prossess precedes to be smug and proud about it and poses like jack sparrow making a grand entrance
jim: whats that madman doing?
jake: "hangs out moving car posing like jack sparrow proudly"
jak: he's Sparrowing!
jim: he's gonna get himself killed!
jak: Let the proud man sparrow jim! let him soar!
jake: "hangs out moving car posing like jack sparrow proudly"
jak: he's Sparrowing!
jim: he's gonna get himself killed!
jak: Let the proud man sparrow jim! let him soar!
by Zombomb May 23, 2019
Get the Sparrowingmug. (Noun) a character in the world of penis puppetry. The hungry sparrow can only be created from an uncircumcised penis. The puppeteer grabs the very tip of the uncircumcised penis separating the flaps of foreskin thereby creating an opening, whilst pulling the penis directly upward. The result is the appearance of a hungry sparrow yearning sky ward, looking for his Mom and the promise of food. A puppeteer with advanced skills can manipulate the foreskin in a manner that when combined with bird calls truly brings the hungry sparrow to life.
When he gets drunk he runs around the party showing everyone his hungry sparrow. It is just not cool.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Get the Hungry Sparrowmug.