by Wesleepipes June 12, 2018
Get the Shane M Sparrowmug. by hanni_sparrow14 March 16, 2022
Get the Captain Jack Sparrowmug. The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.
"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
by Clothears January 11, 2014
Get the jack sparrow`s bootmug. by Alexsandr Senaviev March 7, 2018
Get the red sparrowmug. 1. a small bird with a tendency to view life in terms of one's own needs and desires.
2. a narrow minded, excessively rigid and emotionally detached human being, with bird like feet.
3. term used in frustration on a dim witted friend.
2. a narrow minded, excessively rigid and emotionally detached human being, with bird like feet.
3. term used in frustration on a dim witted friend.
by TheRealCatWilly May 9, 2019
Get the Autistic Sparrowmug. When someone eats a lot, but doesn’t put on weight . It is said that they must “poop like a sparrow .” Insinuating they must go number two a lot .
by The Bird watcher April 6, 2021
Get the poop like a sparrowmug. A large vieny cock equipped with a beard, it's beard is often combined with a mustache, commonly handle bars or a hitler. Jack Sparrows can be found on any object or wall, the defining characteristic is the beard, without a beard the Jack Sparrow is just another immature penis sketch, a mustache is not mandatory however often completes the ensemble.
1. That Jack Sparrow has a 8" beard
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.
1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.
1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!
by Johnny Sparrow June 12, 2011
Get the Jack Sparrowmug.