Sneaky Joseph

To unscrew and ejaculate inside the shower head then replace shower head ready for someone else to use! Named sneaky Joseph because of possibility that it was not an immaculate conception...

Hey, Just had a 'sneaky Joseph' round Daves house! Bad start to the day for him tomorrow!

by Wicked Cheese October 4, 2010

Sneaky Pete

The term for a man or woman who has a STD but does not inform their one-night-stand until the morning after.

J: "I had a great time last night Erica, and by the way you should get tested"

E: "You're such a Sneaky Pete"

by BKDC October 22, 2009

Sneaky Russian

When you sneak up behind an unsuspecting female (or male), smash the bottle of vodka you have in hand, and then take them roughly from behind.

I was at this party and i gave a Sneaky Russian to a drunk chick. I took her most roughly.

by the surprised parties January 28, 2009

Sneaky tug

When you are trying to beat your meat when others are in the house, you can't do it confidently.

A good confidant crank is when you know everyone’s asleep. If they’re awake it’s a sneaky tug.

by GrRobot March 14, 2018

Sneaky Kelly

When the woman wipes any leaking fluids (Vaginal secretions or semen) off of her vagina after sex and rubs it on her partner. It could be done as retaliation for a previous act, or just to flat out be a douche bag.

Did you hear? she was pissed about the angry pirate from the other week, so she pulled a sneaky Kelly. Too bad hes planning on giving her one mean chicken cutlet because of it.

by --P. December 26, 2008

Sneaky Rajic

When someone places two fingers on their scrotom and then forces their fingers under someone elses nose.

Jorge: Bro. what's that smell? Is it my new thrifty clothes?

Christian: Sneaky Rajic!!!!

Joe: Shit's gettin' weird!!

by Sweenbag44 September 2, 2010

Sneaky Seyfert

When one is in an automobile, and takes a 4 week old delopadated chowder bag full of warm chowder and slaps their passenger in their face causing chowder to explode on their face and mouth and causing them to vomit perfusly.

Paul gave Zach a Sneaky Seyfert after Paul banged his girlfriend.

by Seymore August 1, 2006