The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me".
by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020
Get the No Simp Paradoxmug. When you are eating pretzels and your mouth gets dry and then you need some water but then your mouth is wet enough for more pretzels.
by Cadene20 April 26, 2019
Get the Pretzel Paradoxmug. When you decide to wear a certain color clothing, usually white or black, and you somehow manage to get a stain that will show-up specifically on that color.
I was subjected to the Stain Paradox today when I wore a black shirt and accidentally got toothpaste on it, so I switched it out with a white shirt and later got ketchup on it.
by Maxwell Harper October 31, 2015
Get the Stain Paradoxmug. the theoretical economic problem which is "if someone kills Hitler then goes back to 2022 there would be an override of people either to many rich or to many homeless, it could cause economics to crash, people freak out some time ants would be stepped on etc." The 2 options 1 kill a lot of people or 2 kill yourself if you kill yourself you don't have to deal with it if you kill a lot of people it will equal it out
by guythatswellaguy July 13, 2022
Get the war paradoxmug. A person (probably an Incel) that frequently talks about their past sexual experiences, so that other participants of a conversation do know that in fact the person in question had sex
Person 1: man he’s been going on about his date from last month. He can’t stop talking about how he fucked her.
Person 2: sounds like a Virgin Paradox to me.
Person 2: sounds like a Virgin Paradox to me.
by Pthrowaway28 October 27, 2020
Get the Virgin Paradoxmug. a. A paradoxical comment that defies all moral and logical ways of thinking,
b. A comment or response spoken in retaliation to a remark.
c. an awesome combination of two words.
b. A comment or response spoken in retaliation to a remark.
c. an awesome combination of two words.
by Darth Ada June 22, 2010
Get the Perscopial Paradoxmug. When a Vegan Swallow Semen or consume breast milk or any product from the human body given with consent. Thus, Cannibalism among Vegans is possible as long as nobody is being exploited.
by Jonen MC June 5, 2018
Get the Vegan Paradoxmug.