Musket

Old era slang for a gentleman's dingle dangle; a penis

Those with the shortest muskets must stand closer to the trenches.

by wojo397 September 28, 2015

Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"

Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.

by TFAssassin November 25, 2020

Mississippi musket loader

When you’re fucking a girl in the ass:

1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus

I gave Sarah a Mississippi musket loader last night.

by Mr vanilla wafer December 4, 2020

The Musket Loader

When you shit in your partners mouth and stuff the shit down her throat with your dick.

Guy 1: Carson gave Jessie The Musket Loader last night.
Guy2: Nice bro

by Dic Handle January 9, 2020

Three Musketeers

One of the worst cards from the game Clash Royale by Supercell. If you use this you are probably bad at the game. The reason to why it’s bad is that, when you fireball it the Three Musketeers die. Some people call it a “walking negativ elixir trade” Some advice... Don’t use it. You will lose all your friends.

Player 1: What’s your favorite card in Clash Royale.
Player 2: Three Musketeers.
Player 1: Goodbye my friend , I hope you die.

by CroatianDude The G October 5, 2021

Hood Musket

A shanty and rough around the edges, crudely made, and definitely an illegal felony level charge if caught with gun....usually found in high crime poverty stricten urban areas.....also potentially an even more so crudely fabricated jail house gun aka "zip gun"....also usually found by people who magnet fish over bridges and near docks. Primarily a sawed-off no-stock bolt action rifle held together by duct tape...."hood musket"

"Hey Darnell....loose that -hood musket- over the bypass, the fuzz is tailing."

by anonymous June 30, 2022

The Six Musketeers

The act of 3v3ing your friends (or random street hookers) (men on one team, women on the other) in sexual acts.
The winning is determined on who in total lasts the longest in each sexual acts.

" Me, my friends, and some random street bitch played a game of The Six Musketeers together!"
"Bro... You just had an orgy."

by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025