Chocolate Meatballs

The process of dipping one's ballsack into a dirty backside, before proceeding to place that same ballsack into the recipient's mouth.

My girlfriend didn't wipe properly last night so I took the opportunity to give her my chocolate meatballs for dinner.

by Choccieboi January 6, 2023

meatball pillow

When a male suffocates someone else with their ballsack for a sexual thrill.

John - "I gave wendy a meatball pillow last night"

Sam - "Awesome"

by Fayle Ming December 1, 2014

Meatball Gorgonzola

Similar to a meatball sub, this phrase is used to describe an extra juicy insertion by a gronk or kyle.

"Bruh, did you see kyle meatball gorgonzola that bitch"

by Muffinmanseudonym August 22, 2019

Meatball Hailstorm

A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.

Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night

Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom

Billy: Fur Shuure bro

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure

(high five)

(high five)

by meatball hailstorm December 11, 2011

Cajun Meatballs

When someone farts on your balls.

Did you just fart on my balls? Oh well, i love cajun meatballs!

by OptimusPrimeRib September 29, 2012

Swedish Meatball

A variation of the "dutch oven" originating in Alabama. Where the said person drops a poo pellet in bed, then mercilessly holds their victim under the covers.

I Haven't seen Sarah since I gave her that swedish meatball.

by CoachOGjimmyjohnson December 20, 2021

Perth MeatBall

A delicacy formed after shaving your pubic hairs in the shower and allowing them to pile up in the corner and form a meat ball shaped cluster. The newly formed meat ball should be collected when wet and placed in your significant other's mouth. The Perth Meat Ball should only be used when the act of greasing the weasel is in progress.

Jim; i gave Steph my "Perth MeatBall" last night.
Tom; wow thats pretty fucked up dude.
Jim; i know, Im not well.

by Gayretard201488 July 19, 2018