Turkey lettuce

Turkey lettuce is the language of the gods only the ogs can use it if you use the og Turkey lettuce you will get your cheeks clapped with a side of frys

-Leviathan

*say turkey lettuce in a autistic voice and then do a autistic hand gesture*

by leviathan69 October 3, 2019

lettuce flakes

The remnants of iceberg lettuce that remain floating in the toilet after taking a loose, sloppy shit.

Hey Goblin, did you just shit? There's lettuce flakes all over the seat!

by agoblin November 9, 2017

swamp lettuce

weed

Yo dawg let me chomp on some of that swamp lettuce.

by subdude6869 February 27, 2017

colorado lettuce

Another term for weed

Yo man, you got any of that colorado lettuce?

by rggzy June 13, 2016

lettuce boy

The koolest kucumber to ever grace this plane of existence

"It's a lettuce boy"*faints*

by Trump's third buttock February 6, 2017

lettuce chair

Safe word generally used for when he or she puts it in the wrong hole

Top : oh yeah baby

Bottom : LETTUCE CHAIR

by Honey mustard February 3, 2020

rat lettuce

marajuana laced with estrogen and rat poison

Hey Tommy lets sell John some rat lettuce.

by braddrew September 26, 2011