by bobjonesseggsybeast October 28, 2020

1.Hey have you heard about Kris Tyson situation
2.Yeah... so many pedophiles getting caught this year.
2.Yeah... so many pedophiles getting caught this year.
by capri sun addict July 24, 2024

kris is very annoying. Not only he will call you short when ur not, but he will keep saying that. Kris will act like he is talking to other girls, when in reality ur the only one he is talking to..
by shortyispoo June 22, 2021

i love him, hes sweet and caring. i love him so much id be willing to just let him cut off my hair for whatever reasons he wanted. but sometimes i wish i was good enough for him
by kuyazinzane January 24, 2024

Kris Has A Big Dick.
by Look Pimps November 20, 2023

You know Kris Kristofferson? Well i am Piss Pissofferson. Pauls asking for christmas off again, i say "no" then i spit this song for him.
by Urban dictatur December 3, 2023
